1. CHICK FLICKS
No matter how good of a friend she is and no matter how much you think it won't bother you, it's not a good idea to take your girlfriend to see a chick flick for her birthday right after you and your would-be fiance break-up. If you're looking for 2 hours of torture, just stay at home and poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick.
2. BARTENDERS
Don't date them! I know this seems like a no-brainer, but sometimes they sneak past you. I figured that if a guy is going to lie and pretend to be decent, that he could only keep it up for a few weeks, two months tops. But, ladies, apparently bartenders are better actors than most men, and they can keep up with the good-guy act for well over a year. It's better just to avoid these guys all together.
3. YOUNGER GUYS
It's hard enough to find a man that's our own age who matches our emotional maturity level, so how can we expect a younger guy to match us? Move on...
4. BLOND GUYS
This is mostly a personal preference. I've only dated 2 blond guys, but hey both turned out to be douchebags. Also, this rule does not apply to Matthew McConaughey.
5. "NON-CONFRONTATIONAL"
If a guy tells you he is "non-confrontational," this is code for "weak." It means that he will not have the balls to stand up for you or to fight for your relationship when times get tough. It means that he will avoid all conflict at any cost. This is not what we're looking for in a man.
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